ComputerShirt started in a basement. It still operates from a basement. The walls are covered in stickers, the shelves bow under the weight of action figures, and the rug has not been vacuumed since the launch of jQuery.

We make apparel and goods for people who think RTMFM is a love language — clothing that says what you'd say in a code review if HR weren't watching. Every piece is designed, printed, and packed in-house, then mailed out by whoever lost the most recent rock-paper-scissors tournament.

We don't have a brand book. We have a stack trace.